Hulk Hogans Little Bitch Son – Jailhouse Tapes

Pieces of this transcript have been “borrowed” from cnn.com. Here is the link to the full transcript.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0805/27/ng.01.html

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LINDA, MOTHER: She`s not sad, she`s just acting angry like she just wants the money. John never meant anything to her or Ed. It`s just sad because I really appreciated you kids, and I just miss John and I miss you, too. And it`s, like, she`s not suffering. I am! I have the loss. She could give two (DELETED)
NICK BOLLEA: I`m going to ask them, at least, because I`m in — I`m in maximum, I`m going to ask them to at least put me in a cell with, you know, like, maybe something with, you know, some bars where I could see some people or something.
HULK HOGAN: OK. All right. Don`t freak out.
NICK BOLLEA: I don`t know. Like, if you could — if she could call the judge or something, just please ask them to put me on house arrest just so I can get out of here because this is the only place I can be in is here.
HULK HOGAN: OK, Bubba. I`m trying, all right? I`m trying.
NICK BOLLEA: I know. I know. I know. Will you work on that reality deal for me and get that thing lined up so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it`s there, boom?
HULK HOGAN: Can you do it while you`re on probation?
NICK BOLLEA: Yes. Of course.
HULK HOGAN: Yes. OK. You want to do it with Pink Sneakers or you want to do it with someone else?
NICK BOLLEA: I want to do it where I`ll make the most money.
HULK HOGAN: Well, then, you need to do it with me, Jason and Eric.
NICK BOLLEA: OK.
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HULK HOGAN: I don`t know what type of person John was or what he did to get himself in the situation. I know he was pretty aggressive and used to yell at people and used to do stuff. For some reason, man, God laid some heavy (DELETED) on that kid, man. I don`t know what he was into.
NICK BOLLEA: John was a negative person.
HULK HOGAN: He was what?
NICK BOLLEA: He was a negative person.
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LINDA: She`s not sad, she`s just acting angry like she just wants the money. John never meant anything to her or Ed. It`s just sad because I really appreciated you kids and I just miss John and I miss you, too. And it`s, like, she`s not suffering. I am! I have the loss. She could give two (DELETED)
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NICK BOLLEA: I`m going to ask them, at least, because I`m in — I`m in maximum, I`m going to ask them to at least put me in a cell with, you know, like, maybe something with, you know, some bars where I see some people or something.
HULK HOGAN: OK. All right. Don`t freak out.
NICK BOLLEA: I don`t know. If you could — if she could call the judge or something, just please ask them to put me on house arrest just so I can get out of here because this is the only place I can be in is here.
HULK HOGAN: OK, Bubba. I`m trying, all right? I`m trying.
NICK BOLLEA: I know. I know. I know. I know.
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NICK BOLLEA: Will you work on that reality deal for me and get that thing lined up so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it`s there, boom?
HULK HOGAN: Can you do it while you`re on probation?
NICK BOLLEA: Yes. Of course.
HULK HOGAN: Yes. OK. You want to do it with Pink Sneakers or someone else?
NICK BOLLEA: I want to do it where I`ll make the most money.
HULK HOGAN: Well, then, you need to do it with me, Jason and Eric.
NICK BOLLEA: OK.
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HULK HOGAN: You know, if I`m producing the show, I won`t screw you. You know that?
NICK BOLLEA: Yes. Of course.
HULK HOGAN: I`ll get you everything. I`ll make you an owner.
NICK BOLLEA: Yes.
HULK HOGAN: You`d own the show.
NICK BOLLEA: Yes.
HULK HOGAN: So let me get to work on that with Eric. It`s a lot easier, too.
NICK BOLLEA: OK. Cool.
HULK HOGAN: So dude, we can get that pulled off, dude.
NICK BOLLEA: Reality.
HULK HOGAN: “The New Nick.” We`ll call it “The New Nick” or something.
NICK BOLLEA: “New Nick.”
HULK HOGAN: Or something. We`ll have to come up with a good name. Think of a good name.
NICK BOLLEA: I`ll be thinking of a good name. It would be reality — How I`m getting back on my feet, and how I`m recovering after this. Celebrity out of jail.
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NICK BOLLEA: They put me in a room, like, all the way down at the end of this long hall with no guard at the end. And the room, when it closes, it`s really dark inside and there`s no lights in it.
HULK HOGAN: Yes.
NICK BOLLEA: When the door closes, there`s no windows at all. I can`t see out or anything. So if I knock on the door, I don`t know if anyone can hear me or anything. I`m, like, I`m really freaking out.
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NICK BOLLEA: I`m just sitting there, counting the minutes on my hand — fingers — just trying to…
LINDA: I just feel so bad you`re there because, truthfully, Nicky, you don`t deserve to be there. And ultimately, John doesn`t need to be where he is. But you know what? You guys were best friends. I knew you (ph) better than his own mother knew him. Would you agree on that?
NICK BOLLEA: Yes.
LINDA: I mean, and anybody would agree. And she has no other recourse other than to be nasty and vindictive now, you know, because if she really knew you, if she really knew the relationship between you and John and Danny, she`d be sad right now. She wouldn`t be mad, you know, she`d just be devastated, like I am.
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