The Toilet Assassin Strikes Again!
Breaking news out of Wisconsin. The feared Toilet Assassin has struck again. Around 2:45pm, a small muffled explosion was heard resonating from the men’s bathroom followed by an awful odor. Another porcelain bowl completely destroyed, another mess left for the next in line. The only evidence left; a bit of bowl splatter and wadded toilet paper. Who is this person, this animal? How can they do this day after day? Attempts at identifying this person have been made, but have failed. I have been following this criminal for years. From the stalls at Wal-Mart to the thrones of Macy’s, this person has no compassion. Toilet after toilet – destroyed. How can we stop this monster? How much more of this madness can we take?
March 26, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Im pretty sure that this individual spends most of its time in the men’s room, not the ladie’s. Though I still hear it…yuck….Maybe the same breed of people who steal urinal cakes in the mens room, or leave pads laying out in the ladie’s room. Seriously if your one of these people you should feel like a douche.